I guffawed.

Yep, that funny. It’s partly because I can relate to having to come up with your own analogy when writing a high-school essay, but mostly because they are so stupid.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36pm traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.”

One of my favorites. I give you the worst analogies ever written in a high-school essay. Warning, hilarity will ensue.

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